To fret or not to fret

I am tempted to write about what happened today - what my boss told me about my salary increase. I said tempted because, I should not write about it to avoid embarassing the person involved (and it is definitely not me). Also, it would be unethical to write about it but really sooo funny that it can drive somebody mad - as in MAD! With that, you will just have to ask me thru the YM or if u dare to call me.
Yessss, I am known to be like this. I tell you about something that will leave you guessing what the hell I am talking about THEREFORE, you'll either be furious at me for not saying it straight up, or would end up wanting to know more about the juicy part of the story. Or worst, I'd even leave you hanging. Say, "I have to tell you something" , then turn around and say, "but I'll tell it later" Ha!
I'm a tease. But let me tell you something about that incident, it was not something about what that person did but what came out of her mouth. Meaning: what she said. That left me instead of getting mad and walking out, I wanted to laugh! Like, " ha, ha that was pathetic! you're pathetic".
But honestly, if you were the one who heard it, you'd walk out the door and slam it and never come back. But you are not me. And I am not you. And me has bills to pay. OK?
Oh what has this world came to? People keeps getting crazy-er everyday! by the minute may I add.
Ha, in case you are waiting when I'm gonna spill whatever it is that I am tempted to tell. You just better buzz me or call me. Or...wait for a couple more posts, maybe then, I would have found the right words to write it eloquently without sounding like a bastard. Huh? Haha!
Keep on guessing my friends. Life should be fun.