This morning, as I was about to sit down and start my morning ritual, I saw a tiny spider trying to crawl out of the hinge of the bathroom door. Nope, it didn't startle me. In fact, I thought, "er, i don't think you will be able to get out, opening is this way". But of course, it is beyond my telepathic powers to convey a message to this spider. So, I did what is the most logical thing to do. I grabbed a tissue and squoosh it. There. Done. And I continued on with my day.
Hey, that was a living thing. You might say. I hear ya. But, I am also a living thing, in case you don't know. And the spidey was invading my space. And it's morning! And what if spidey decides to crawl up to where it shouldn't be - then there would be a feeling of molestation and complete invasion. Eeeeew!
Anyways, it's done and over with. So get a grip of reality, will ya?
I remember when I was about under 10 or maybe under 7, sheesh, you sometimes wonder if I really remember eh? Ha! Okay, I was a kid, and my first squishy was a small lab rat. White one. Its fur so soft, I held it, and squeezed it. Eeeeeow! Yeppers, the rest I will leave to your imagination. Good Luck eating lunch!
Obviously, today's post is going nowhere. Like, I am going nowhere. I just felt like typing away with nothing really in mind. Just pretending that there is something there but nothing really. I haven't had a real long sleep for awhile so I think - nothing. Ha!
Hopefully, I will be able to regain my sensibility soonest before it's too late. Wish me luck!
2 comments:
That poor spider.... What would you do to me if I was invading your space. Anyway I will invade you.
Wackier
Yeah, such an innocent spider :( From now on, Rein is to be known as "Squisher". No small being is safe within her sight. I should warn the parents of her preschoolers!
James (Cleveland, not Houston like the traffic feed thing says)
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